The Hillfort Cough

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Few know where this saying originated, but it stuck. When someone in Salisbury gets a particularly bad cough, the kind that just doesn't go away. It's said that he suffers from "The Hillfort Cough". The local monks and healers agree that there really is no such thing as the Hillfort Cough, it's just regular imbalance of the galls, but locals don't seem to care.

Usage:

"Looks like your dad caught the Hillfort Cough."

"Be careful, or you'll catch the Hillfort. "